FinchHouse.com, The Closet Booking, and The Blue Owl
Proudly Present..
BUDDY WAKEFIELD performs at 8pm SHARP tonight at the Blue Owl. 1507 Main St. Sarasota FL. With Harper Sublette, Brian Yoder, Danny Jones, and Jamiel Livingston.
8 SHARP, or you will miss the only person to ever win World-Champion Slam Poet for two consecutive years.
i’m about to see buddy wakefield in real life in person
what am i even supposed to do with myself
committing suicide because i’m missing my favorite spoken-word poet and all of my best friends get to see and meet him
committing
suicide
So here’s what happened:
+ mind-blowing performance, obviously
+ the bipolar dude that’s in love with me makes a joke about having sex with Josh in the middle of the set to which Buddy Wakefield doesn’t know how to respond
+ hang around the Blue Owl for a while, assume he’s probably gone back to his hotel
+ find out he’s at the Shamrock and immediately go to there
+ Buddy Wakefield is shitfaced
+ he’s dancing everywhere and flirting with all of the older men
+ after realizing acid is not a thing we are obtaining, we end up at a closed ihop wherein Buddy Wakefield, Mikey, Greg, and Roth hotbox Lisa Tank in the parking lot
+ we move on to Denny’s where they have food and it is open
+ Buddy is really excited about food
+ orders food
+ spits water across the table
+ calls Roth “Rod”
+ decides he needs Josh to take him back to his hotel
+ Josh comes back and eats Denny’s in a box off of my car
+ THE END
