(via lorne-michaels)
cheap thrills
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2012-01-13
Source: britteryikes
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2012-01-03
(via annefranksgasmask)
Source: kapezio
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2011-12-02
FinchHouse.com, The Closet Booking, and The Blue Owl
Proudly Present..
BUDDY WAKEFIELD performs at 8pm SHARP tonight at the Blue Owl. 1507 Main St. Sarasota FL. With Harper Sublette, Brian Yoder, Danny Jones, and Jamiel Livingston.
8 SHARP, or you will miss the only person to ever win World-Champion Slam Poet for two consecutive years.
i’m about to see buddy wakefield in real life in person
what am i even supposed to do with myself
committing suicide because i’m missing my favorite spoken-word poet and all of my best friends get to see and meet him
committing
suicide
So here’s what happened:
+ mind-blowing performance, obviously
+ the bipolar dude that’s in love with me makes a joke about having sex with Josh in the middle of the set to which Buddy Wakefield doesn’t know how to respond
+ hang around the Blue Owl for a while, assume he’s probably gone back to his hotel
+ find out he’s at the Shamrock and immediately go to there
+ Buddy Wakefield is shitfaced
+ he’s dancing everywhere and flirting with all of the older men
+ after realizing acid is not a thing we are obtaining, we end up at a closed ihop wherein Buddy Wakefield, Mikey, Greg, and Roth hotbox Lisa Tank in the parking lot
+ we move on to Denny’s where they have food and it is open
+ Buddy is really excited about food
+ orders food
+ spits water across the table
+ calls Roth “Rod”
+ decides he needs Josh to take him back to his hotel
+ Josh comes back and eats Denny’s in a box off of my car
+ THE ENDSource: fancyrat
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2011-12-01
FinchHouse.com, The Closet Booking, and The Blue Owl
Proudly Present..
BUDDY WAKEFIELD performs at 8pm SHARP tonight at the Blue Owl. 1507 Main St. Sarasota FL. With Harper Sublette, Brian Yoder, Danny Jones, and Jamiel Livingston.
8 SHARP, or you will miss the only person to ever win World-Champion Slam Poet for two consecutive years.
i’m about to see buddy wakefield in real life in person
what am i even supposed to do with myselfSource: fancyrat
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2011-11-21
gq:
The Hangover Part III
We flew Aziz Ansari, LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy, and chef David Chang to Tokyo to binge eat raw fish and do lots of drunk-araoke. Sometimes Twitter dreams do come true. Writer Brett Martin was there to take it all in:
Jet lag is a funny thing. It plays tricks on the mind. For instance, right now I could swear that I’m crammed into a tiny karaoke room on an upper floor of a building somewhere in Tokyo. The narrow table is covered end to end with empty bottles of Asahi beer and Zima, jugs of whiskey and vodka, buckets of ice, huge clear-plastic bags of luridly colored Japanese candy. There are about ten of us in here, packed thigh to thigh on the U-shaped banquette, under a ceiling of peeling geometrically patterned wallpaper that seems to strobe in the fluorescent light. That’s not including the trio of waitresses in tiny fur-trimmed Mrs. Santa Claus dresses, peering in curiously from the door. All this is more or less plausible. The strange part is what we’re all staring at, to all appearances a surrealist pop-culture mash-up, bizarre even by the standards of a country known for bizarreness: the comedian and actor Aziz Ansari (of Parks and Recreation), the musician James Murphy (of LCD Soundsystem), and the chef David Chang (of Momofuku), in suits, arm in arm, belting out A-Ha’s “Take On Me.”
OH
MY
GAWD
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING COMBINATION OF PEOPLE
YOU GUYS
YOU
GUYSSS
this world can be so beautiful sometimes y’all :’)
Source: gq
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2011-11-16
your sweetheart, the drunk: if i wrote nicki's verse in "monster"
I drive up in a car with M.I.A. I am in a toy car and I am orange. Even if you are a patriarchal leader I will still dominate as a female. Okay first I’m going to eat your brains, then I’m going to wear jewelry that solidifies my status as a gangster vampire. That’s what monsters fucking do. We…
this
Source: thatssufficientlyraven
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2011-11-14
http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d
James Joyce’s dirty love letters to his mistress Nora.
He apparently had a really serious farting fetish which I didn’t know was a thing you could have. -
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gpoy
(via thatssufficientlyraven)
Source: tumblrisforliz
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2011-11-10
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”this shit’s as strong as nyquil
fucking god damn
Holy shit, this is actually kind of scary.
my arms won’t stop tingling
Afraid to listen to this bow
I tried to listen to it and it said “error”.
Thank you for the irony, universe.(via thatssufficientlyraven)
Source: shortlist.com
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Jesus
i am not even going to lie right now
this would rule
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~single life 2011~
Source: girlargueswithtree
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2011-11-08
- Samantha: I DON'T KNOW JIBRAN, I'M NOT A SCIENTIST OKAY
- Me: okay okay
- Me: I'm sorry.
- Samantha: i mean
- Samantha: there's gotta be at least like
- Samantha: 1,000 body languages things you can do, right
- Samantha: i don't know, i don't science
Source: myfavoritemovieisbooks
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2011-11-05
gpoy
Source: fucknfancy
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2011-11-04
The guy from man vs food is cute. I would.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT, THANK YOU
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2011-11-02
She had dumps like a
A) Truck.
B) Truck.
C) Truck.
D) All of the above.
Thighs like
A) What.
B) What.
C) What.
D) All of the above.
Baby move your
A) Butt.
B) Butt.
C) Butt.
D) I think I’ll sing it again.
Source: bobbyfinger
